Hillary Clinton's Election Night Confetti Meets a Sad DemiseHillary Clinton's Election Night Confetti Meets a Sad DemiseShe didn't break the glass ceiling. And all the confetti hauled in didn't get to touch it, either.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Snakes Chase Iguana, Wreak Havoc on Plane (Like the Movie)Snakes Chase Iguana, Wreak Havoc on Plane (Like the Movie)Here's double the proof that snakes are some scary creatures.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Teen Kills Grandmother During Argument Over BeerTeen Kills Grandmother During Argument Over BeerIt's killer time.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Driver Chases Car Down Snowy Road in Ultimate Driving FailDriver Chases Car Down Snowy Road in Ultimate Driving FailAlways leave your car in park.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
13 Outrageous First Orders of Business for Trump, Clinton13 Outrageous First Orders of Business for Trump, ClintonThe most riveting, compelling and exhausting soap opera since Dynasty graced the airwaves comes to an end (we hope) Tuesday when America goes to the polls to vote for our next president.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Poo-Pourri Is Here to Make Pooping on a Date a Total BreezePoo-Pourri Is Here to Make Pooping on a Date a Total BreezeOf all the things that can go wrong while on a date, your bowels deciding they're to come out and play is chief among them.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Drunk Party Fails Prove We All Need to Know When to Say WhenDrunk Party Fails Prove We All Need to Know When to Say WhenThese party animals are going to be extinct if they keep this up.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Buys House After 20 Boyfriends Buy Her 20 iPhonesWoman Buys House After 20 Boyfriends Buy Her 20 iPhonesThis woman's got that whole "sugar daddy" thing down pat.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Try This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaTry This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaIt's the go-to meal for bachelors everywhere. It turns out they're doing it wrong.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises and You Feel InferiorNewly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises and You Feel InferiorGood luck finding pants for this guy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Gets Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on Forehead Woman Gets Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on Forehead This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Embarrassingly DumbPregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Embarrassingly DumbThere are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a Total Horror ShowMouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a Total Horror ShowThis story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Talented Woman Swallows Entire Stick of ButterVery Talented Woman Swallows Entire Stick of ButterThis woman must be a hoot at parties.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man With Half a Head in a Heaping, Stinking Pile of TroubleMan With Half a Head in a Heaping, Stinking Pile of TroubleA man missing part of his skull is going viral for all the wrong reasons.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Watch a Totally Relaxed Guy Gulp Down a Glass of CyanideWatch a Totally Relaxed Guy Gulp Down a Glass of CyanideIf you're looking for the proper way to kill someone, we've got just the guy to help you.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Voluntarily Stung By 2nd Most Painful Insect on EarthMan Voluntarily Stung By 2nd Most Painful Insect on EarthIf bee stings make you queasy, you may want to look away.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
'Bra Unhooking Challenge' Proves Men Are Inept Buffoons'Bra Unhooking Challenge' Proves Men Are Inept BuffoonsLike getting a straw into a Capri Sun pouch, unhooking a bra is one of life's little annoyances.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Desperate Man Gets Boob Job in Hopes It'd Get Him a JobDesperate Man Gets Boob Job in Hopes It'd Get Him a JobThis guy puts the "boob" in "boob job," even though he was actually trying to put the "job" in it.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Pizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention EverPizza Beer Koozie Is the Dudest Invention EverPizza and beer go together like Ken Bone and red sweaters. Now, they've achieved culinary nirvana by becoming one.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz