STEP 9: Upload Pics of Your Dog

In those brief fleeting moments when you're single (I know, I know) it's important that you have a dog to shower with love. A model left to herself is bad news bears. Your mind begins to race and you become desperate. The best part about owning a dog is you can do pretty much anything you want to them and they'll never talk back to you. Sure, they might resist here and there or 'act out', but ultimately they will never be able to hurt you with human words.

The other key takeaway for owning a dog and taking thousands of pictures of it is to show that you're a nurturing, caring model. You're not heartless like those other bitches say. What's that? You'd make a great mother?! What? Stop it!