L is for Light-Up Shamrock Jewelry — St. Patrick’s Day A-Z

We know there is a drawer in your kitchen that is stuffed with plastic necklaces, rings, and shamrock antennae headbands (??) from past years, but you won’t remember that on St. Patrick’s Day.

No worries, every bar is giving them away for free. That’s why your drawer is already full of them, after all. Has anyone ever actually paid for this junk?