Here's a quote for ya:

"I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles," ... "I put my hands in the holy water and went: 'Please Jesus, give me some boobs.'"

If that doesn't restore your faith, then we'd love to hear about your cult, Cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs.

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