No. 94: Salma Hayek – 100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012
Here's a quote for ya:
"I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles," ... "I put my hands in the holy water and went: 'Please Jesus, give me some boobs.'"
If that doesn't restore your faith, then we'd love to hear about your cult, Cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs.