Worst Sports Tattoo — Johnny Unitas ‘Butt’ Tattoo

Known for his accuracy, Hall of Fame quarterback Johnny Unitas was among the NFL's first great passers. Sadly, Unitas died in 2002, which is just as well, because the sight of this tattoo might have killed him.

It is also heart-warming to see the crass directive of 'Throw It In Her Butt' getting such a colorful treatment. We think this sort of sensitivity is a clear indication that some level of lube will indeed be used once it's time to find the end zone.

Let's just hope that Unitas couldn't have threaded that needle.