The Arizona Cardinals have a long history of futility. Save for their Super Bowl XLIII appearance, they have basically been terrible. But even the Cardinals are better than this awful teardrop tattoo of their logo.

So, did this guy kill a St. Louis Rams' fan to get that tattoo?

Wait, maybe it's a Ball State Cardinals' tattoo. Does that mean that David Letterman is hiring people to kill fans of Jimmy Fallon?

Or, perhaps this guy is getting jumped in to the rotation for St. Louis Cardinals' mascot Fredbird. That's probably it. Mascots are hardcore. This guy may have iced the San Diego Chicken and no one knows. Just make sure to pour one out for him tonight, yo.

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