Worst Sports Tattoos — DeShawn Stevenson’s Abe Lincoln

This bad tattoo isn't sports-related, but DeShawn Stevenson is. Like many current NBA players, Stevenson, of the Brooklyn Nets, is inked up. While sometimes pro athletes get non-sports tattoos of their children's names or faces, Stevenson decided to get Abraham Lincoln's face on his throat, just under his Adam's apple, with a '5' on either side of the late former president.

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Target? ...Nope. It turns out that Neck Lincoln does have substantial meaning to Stevenson:

"For slavery, ya know? Did away with it."

Excellent. The head-scratching starts when Stevenson is asked to explain the 5s, though.

"I had to put the 5′s on each side because nobody could recognize Abe. They kept asking me who it was?"

Good thing he's not a fan of Ben Franklin.