Getting a tattoo of Animal from the Muppet Show Band riding atop the General Lee from the 'Dukes of Hazzard' while wearing a NASCAR fire-retardant suit is pretty much the same thing as wearing a shirt that says "I did LSD in the late 1970s and all I got was this stupid tattoo.'

Imagine, if you will, what late 1970s pop culture symbols this guy decided weren't fit for this tattoo. Like Hervé Villechaize banging Bo Derek while dressed as J.R. Ewing?

Yeesh.