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Hot Woman Demonstrates How To Conceal a Gun With a Thigh Holster [VIDEO]
This video explains how a woman can still wear sexy outfits without having to leave her gun at home.
25 Questionably Sexy Halloween Costumes
Womens' costumes tend to leans toward the "questionable" side of the costume spectrum. Halloween is the only time of year when anything and everything can be considered "sexy." Of course, that doesn't mean that every sexy costume is actually a good idea...as these twenty five disasters show.
Five Things You Learn When Your Apartment Is Sold Out From Under You
Like everybody else, I hate moving. I did it a lot in my early twenties, but once my fiancee and I moved in together, that was it. We weren't moving until we bought a place, and that would be our last move ever. Then our elderly and kindly landlord had to sell the building without warning, because the neighborhood I live in is currently being turned entirely into condos rich guys buy their kids fo
BOOM! 5 Exploding Animals Bombs Throughout History
No no, this is an animal photobomb, not a a regular animal bomb. It's still one of the best things that we've ever seen, but it's not what we came here to talk about.
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as "true fantasy football" finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
6 Ridiculous Shaving Products For Men
Shaving. All men have to shave and most are adults about the process. They have the scissors, the razor and the shaving creams and they get it done. But, just like everything else, there's been a sad, creepy effort to make shaving more expensive by convincing you there's crap you need to use to get "the perfect shave." We und...
Adam Corolla’s Sledgehammer Wine is Just For Men
Wine is generally viewed as a beverage for guys over the age of fifty who enjoy vacations in Napa or guys too wussy to drink beer. Adam Corolla wants to change the stigma associated with men and wine with some red wines called Sledgehammer...
Crocodile Bites Off Man’s Testicles and He Seems Pretty OK With It
Jonah Maturure is a man who once could be described as having testicular fortitude. But not anymore. Jonah put them on the line when he decided to cross the Chivake River in Zimbabwe...and a crocodile promptly bit them off for him.
This Is Why You Should Never Attempt ‘Couch-Towing’
A couple Canadian guys hooked up both a sled and a couch to a truck in Montreal, Canada. It's called 'couch-towing.' You probably see where this whole story is going.
Want To Know What the Color of Your Urine Means?
Ah, the Boy Scouts. Where a young man can learn how to use a knife, how to start a fire, and how to diagnose how dehydrated he is from looking at his pee. This chart from the Boy Scouts of America is actually fairly useful. The short answer to the question of "what your pee is telling me" is that the yellower it is, the more water you need to drink...
Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!
Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn't involve tasers, but knives.
Finally, Pizza Beer Exists
Beer and a slice go so well together we're a little surprised it's taken so long for somebody to combine the flavors of pizza into a beer.
This Guy Only Owns 15 Things — But Why?
Andrew Hyde is an affluent man: he works with start-ups in Silicon Valley and does technology consulting work in New York. He's busy, he makes a lot of money, he owns a lot of stuff, right? Wrong.
The Best Rap Video About Plaid Shirts You’ll Watch Today [VIDEO]
Plaid used to be tacky. Now it's an acceptable pattern for people besides lumberjacks and people pretending to be lumberjacks in skits about lumberjacks. Still, you can be too attached to something, as this video demonstrates.
Bikini Robbers Thwarted By Man on Crutches
William Joseph Knowles had fractured his shin and was hobbling around Hollywood, Fla. on crutches last week when two women approached, one in nothing but a bikini. "Finally," he thought "this injury is going to work in my favor." Nope. They tried to mug him.
Couple Retrieves Lost Wedding Ring Out of Toilet Almost 40 Years Later
Terry and Donna Claver are very happily married and have been for four decades. They recently had a 'renewing of vows' of sorts, all thanks to a broken toilet. It's not as disgusting as it sounds.
Jenna Von Oy from ‘Blossom’ — Still Got It? [POLL]
You might remember Jenna Von Oy if you were a fan of 'Blossom', where she played Six LeMeure, or 'The Parkers' on UPN. So, what's she been up to? Well, a lot of voice acting...and...country music, from the looks of things.
Men’s Health Declares Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All Time
Men's Health declared Jennifer Aniston the 'hottest woman of all time' in a recent poll that no one in the world should care about.
Actress Insists Magazine Doctored Photos To Make Her Appear Nude
Here's a strange story: we're so used to actresses suing over actual nude photos, but actress Veena Malik is suing a magazine because, she alleges, photos were doctored to make her appear nude.
10 Disgustingly Flavored Liquors You Should Avoid During the Holidays
Here are ten liquors you'll probably be spitting out in disgust this holiday season.