Among the qualities you do NOT want in a tattoo artist: dyslexia. So, even if the body artist draws beautifully and expertly implements rich purple and orange colors on your massive back piece honoring your alma mater, he may not know that CLEMONS University doesn't exist, but CLEMSON University does.

Go Tigars, Tigors, Tigers!

We're sure that University of South Carolina fans are mindful of the poor sucker with this tattoo at the beach. Until tattoo artists get spell check on their needles, it might be a smart move to take along a friend, a dictionary and perhaps some stencils. You can never be too careful.

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