Worst Sports Tattoos — Max Talbot Watercolor Mess

Though he currently plays for the rival Philadelphia Flyers, Max Talbot was crucial in helping the Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup in 2009. Talbot scored both of the Penguins' goals in the seventh and deciding game of the finals against Detroit to silence the Red Wings' crowd.

The guy who has this bad Max Talbot tattoo ought to keep that last sentence handy, because it's the explanation he's going to have to give for the rest of his freakin' life.

Talbot is a skilled player, but one can't help but think that had this fan gotten a Sidney Crosby tattoo, it would perhaps have held its cachet longer than the watercolor-version of Talbot 'shushing' the Detroit crowd. At least he didn't try to do anything creative with Talbot's playoff beard.