The "Grand Theft Auto 5 bikini girl" picture has been floating around the internet since Rockstar announced the latest installment. So who is the hot blond bikini babe in the Grand Theft Auto 5 ads?
The answer comes from the same spot all the answers to life's big questions seem to emerge these days -- Reddit...
Perhaps the greatest wisdom imparted to us so far by the fictional, all-knowing Most Interesting Man in the World, his new message is succinct, and dead-on: "There are better things to fantasize about, than teams of men." While we can always count on Dos Equis commercials to bring the babe, the redhead in this newest spot blew us away, so we had to find out. Who is she?
We like to pause our DVR at this point in the commercial and pretend she's saying, "You're the one for me," as we eat our lonely frozen "meals-for-one" dinner. We've seen this hot commercial babe more than a few times now, and last night we decided we had to figure out who she was.
March Madness took over many a TV set last week, and with so many upsets your bracket is probably looking more busted than a failed "Bronco Buster." In between pointlessly caring about teams you have no allegiance to and gawking at the wife of the coach of this year's Cinderella story, you may have noticed a pretty pixie gracing your (hopefully) high-definition boob tube in Bud Light's
A puppy picked off by a hawk. Being tied down and accosted by a gaggle of clowns. According to this commercial, teose are some of the crappiest, most terrifying situations you can encounter in life. Well, that and not having the capacity to record more than one TV show at once.
Finally, a chick in an insurance commercial who is hot and isn't that annoying redhead broad Flo from Progressive, who can be sorta cute if you catch her on the right day and she's not opening her mouth, but most times...No.
Xeroxes and photocopies aren't exactly riveting topics of discussion, but when a hot brunette is espousing their virtues, we can pretty easily be persuaded to become interested in the art of the reproduction.
It's a buyer's market right now. Even if you are content with your bachelor pad/man cave at the moment, pretend for 30 seconds that you are psyched and ready to go into massive debt for the next 30 years. Why? So you can fantasize about playing house with the super cute girl in the BMO 'Dream Home' commercial, which aired during the Super Bowl.
Tax time is just around the corner. Groan. We know how it is dude; you owe, so it's off to work you go. While there's nothing sexy about taxes, the idea of slaying them is sort of hot, and watching a beautiful woman slay her taxes is even hotter. This TaxSlayer commercial takes some of the sting out of sharing your income with the government.
The girl in this Slimful commercial offers tips on how to lose weight by noshing on a low calorie meal replacement bar, which she suggests you wash down with a glass of water. Zzzzz. Pass the nachos. Don't get us wrong, we do admire a girl who is health-conscious, but nachos are so delicious.